8 Things That You’ll Notice In An Indian Private Hospital

1. A brigade of nurses that have been directly imported from the backwaters of Kerela.
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2. Extremely butch female guards with moustaches that could give Ranveer Singh a run for his money. (JK, no seriously)
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3. A food court, with the exact same outlets as one would find in a mall.
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4. Those creepy rectangular lifts that you must have noticed in Grey’s Anatomy. Yes, they are built to accommodate stretchers but that doesn’t make them any less creepy. 

5. Contrary to the what is and what has been shown in television and popular media, not one doctor would be seen wearing the white coat.
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6. And obviously there is a menu in your room from which you can order anything ranging from Maggi to Hyderabadi Biryani.
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7. But there’s state of the art life support systems which sadly aren’t accessible to the unprivileged section of the society, still they are there.
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8. Last and the most important thing you’ll notice is that the value of your life is directly proportional to the amount of money you have in your bank.